|Buxom Glaswegian babe Natalia Celino moved to Spain after starring in Deranged (2012).|
Bad news on the doorstep:Let's keep it short, lest it robs me of my time twice over. It's a low-budget genre piece with a several actors who keep things respectable but the effort is completely undone by a prologue and a poster that actually reveals who the killer is, right from the outset. This wouldn't have been a big problem if it had more goin for it but unfortunately, it doesn't. UK video store owner Dave Wain wrote a great review about how none of the girls are particularly likeable, singlin out the OTT performance from Marcia Do Vales, for she goes into moments of heightened tension soundin "like a Latino cookie monster".
Donkey Punch (2008), that other movie about British sluts holidayin in Spain.
I can't remember if I cried:Influx Magazine's Nav Qateel nails this one: "The best performance came when Marcia Do Vales (Gabby) lay dead on the floor, not speaking, or moving. Infinitely better than the scene right before she drops dead, where she makes a poor attempt at looking like she’s dying (shudder)."
Watch out for:The very nice Natalia Celino, a Scottish bird with monstrous tits. She gives us an eyeful in one sex scene to which she really should've have agreed, but it's definitely her (you can tell from her eye of horus tatt on her right shoulder and her pierced chin). I think she used to be a stripper or somethin like that, but she's recently had another baby and just moved to Spain last month, accordin to her rather public Facebook page. Probably to escape from the shame of havin starred in this horrible movie!
Check out the official website and Facebook fan page while it's still up.
|Hard to imagine people going to its website and downloading wallpapers, really.|
|This is bad angle for a chick as hot as Natalia Celino. Shame on you, DOP!|
|"Dear Lord, please save our careers..."|
|"How are so many girls gonna share just one cock?"|
|"But he was my first fuck!"|
|Victoria Broom will try to sweep this one under her CV.|
|This plot device did not work.|
|DERANGED! Natalia Celino eating cornflakes out of a cup on set.|
|Director Neil Jones. The man responsible for this disaster.|