|They even managed a nipple on the poster!|
You lucky little nipple you!
Beautifully photographed but sorely lackin an emotional centre, not to mention some jarrin elements that simply don't sit well together e.g. characters that seem to belong to different times and different cultures! The leadin lady Jytte-Merle Louisa Böhrnsen treats us to her topless delights every now and then but the movie is neither sexy nor sensual -- just a lot of meticulous framin and colour correction!
Perennial wonderment:Is it true that there simply aren't enough 3D movies to fill all the word's 3D screens? A statement from the distributor insists that "even a moderate budget production has a very high chance of going theatrical in the U.S and the rest of the world now" when it comes to the lucrative new format and that's why they gambled on the movie. Hmm... that would explain why this movie scantly had a need to be in 3D !
Reminds me of:
|Jytte-Merle Böhrnsen and Peter Gadiot in The Forbidden Girl (2013).|
I can't remember if I cried:When I realised I had to rewind this from time to time because I keep zonin out of the conversations. There goes the night, havin watched yet another B-movie to torture myself.
Most memorable line:
|"By your powers combined... I am Forbidden Girl!"|
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?Theatrical, talky and too much of an effort. The more interestin the visuals got, the further away from the story we drifted. Should be cut up and despatched as multiple Marilyn Manson music videos. However, I wouldn't go so far as to say it's unwatchable. Special mention goes to makeup artist Emilia Seifert.★★
|The gorgeous Jeanette Hain as Lady Wallace.|
|Flying witch tits! Watch out!|
|Reminds you of Mumbra in He-Man cartoons, don't it?|
|"Wow. I'm beat. When do I get paid for this shyte?"|
|And that's the man who's responsible for it all - Till Hastreiter.|