|Eric Window: "Baby, I promise you. It's not gonna be on YouTube. |
It's not gonna be on Sex Tube. The only place it's gonna be is on my tube."
|Miranda Martinez scar |
(SFX makeup artist Josh Fread)
Apparently shot with just $1,200, filmmaker Israel Luna (Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives, 2010) has completed The Ouija Experiment (2011), now sensibly retitled The Realm for its DVD release, in an attempt to either avoid legal wrangles with Hasbro head honchos or sound less like a bargain bin staple. Unfortunately, the package cannot escape its poor "found footage" pedigree, not even in its very first few minutes when most movies of its ilk would succeed in flatterin to deceive. It opens with a pretentiously weak title card about the titular occult object and a very annoyin actress of Vietnamese descent named Belmarie Huynh. She's soon followed by a motley crue of similarly inane and disengagin characters with their embarrassingly hammy lines.
Bad news on the doorstep:It's the kind of movie I'd really look forward to if all my friends are in it.
|Surely you'd ask about lottery numbers |
instead of cheating boyfriends, no?
Reminds me of:The last ouija board effort I watched was Ouija (2007) a.k.a. Seance. That was a Filipino effort by Topel Lee and it had a hot chick or two at least.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
|Leah Diaz as Gracie.|
|Well, at least they had some fun while they were at it.|
|Cast and crew: |
Israel Luna, Eric D Window, Miranda Martinez, Belmarie Huynh, Justin Armstrong.