Bad news on the doorstep:For a movie with such determination, it surprisingly fizzles out in the last third and culminates in a completely anti-climactic payoff. Will Keenan carries the show but his comic timin gets no help from the weary screenplay. I think maybe they should've gone all the way OTT instead of recoilin tongue-in-cheek every time they set things up. The tension was missin half the time.
Like I said, the endin. I believe maybe even no endin was better than that endin.
I can't remember if I cried:
|"You are a cheap ass motherfucker who only pays 10 fuckin dollars|
for a blowjob in the goddamn parking lot!"
Watch out for:
|Riskin life & limb.|
|Malaya Manson & Timothy Muskatell|
Brett Gallman over at Oh, The Horror! appreciated it bein "gruesome and short, two things that are mightily appealing whenever you’re dealing with something that’s basically an extended joke with a bad punch line." It's a peculiar movie that now invokes a strange curiosity in me towards amputee porn. Watch at your own risk.★★
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