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Gerimis Mengundang (2012)

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"Aha! Now the boys will believe I had me some Danish pastry."
At a glance:
Olivia Jensen bugil Gerimis Mengundang seks haram Kamal Adli Peter Pan Mikha Tambayong 2012 tetek besar wanita Melayu jambu pantat wangi orang minyak Ahmad Idham Genesis Rodriguez pussyBoy is this piss poor movie. The title Gerimis Mengundang (Malay literal: "drizzle invites"), also a theatre play earlier in the year, is a nod to the '96 hit ballad from Malay rock band SLAM (not coincidentally, the lead character is named Zamani after the band's frontman). Story? Indonesian ambassador's daughter nearly decapitates Sabah Air pilot in a Kota Kinabalu jet ski mishap but obviously romance must blossom, stretchin the requisite 90-minute runtime.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Managin a meagre RM 220,000 at the Malaysian screens accordin to the FINAS jokers, this is likely the worst Malay movie I've survived since 2 Alam (2010) and I do feel sorry for its scribe Azwan Annuar, a nice guy whom I know. It plays out like an encyclopaedia of moviemakin errors for film students to take note of. Its amateurish editin, invasive music score and total disregard for a need of Act I, Act II etc. are horrific, but nothin is more terrifyin than the completely non-existent chemistry between the two leads, which trumps even the travesty of Joey Exist and Julie Ziegler in Toyol Nakal (2011) accordin to one review. There is no reason to believe they love each other, hate each other or even have met each other - maybe they shot them separately with a green screen!
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"Fuck me, I can't believe I'm wearing the ugliest jacket in the world for this movie."
Perennial wonderment:
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Henny Yuliani and Dhitra Marfie,
who looks like my friend, Kurt.
Why do they bother with these collaborations? Are there tax reasons? Silly serumpun sentiments? Add this entry to the recent spate of Malaysian films with strong Indonesian input: Christine Hakim, Dian Sastro and Slamet Rahardjo in Puteri Gunung Ledang (2004), Teuku Zacky in Kayangan (2007), Tamara Bleszyński in Cicakman 2 (2008), Samuel Rizal in the appallin Sayang (You Can Dance) (2009), Revalina Temat in Cintaku Forever (2007) and not to mention other suspect movies like Diva (2007) and Tipu Kanan, Tipu Kiri (2008).
Reminds me of:
It's got a scene or two at the Sutera Harbour Resort, a beautiful place I once stayed.
I can't remember if I cried:
"Hmm. I wonder what this button does..."
After you've forgiven Kamal Adli for the ugly black jacket he wears in the movie and his longtime real-life model girlfriend Intan Ladyana for not givin him much wardrobe sense, let's get to his actin. He had publicly admitted he was out of his depth for the theatre adaptation so I'm afraid how bad that must've been because in this movie, he's pretty rubbish. To think this Aku Ada Kau Ada (2012) actor was even Pelakon Harapan nominee sometime ago for his role in Niyang Rapik (2010). He's all over the place here, with a comically illogical character arc that leaves us gigglin each time. There's even a scene of him cartwheelin across vege stalls while chasin a thief in Kota Kinabalu's Filipino Market. O my days, who should be shot - the action director or Kamal Adli?
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Olivia Jensen: Decked in sinuangga and tapi,
Kadazan gear never had a hotter, whiter model.
Watch out for:
Olivia Lubis Jensen, the Copenhagen-born, 19-year-old lolita of Danish-Indonesian descent. She put in a remarkably mature contribution and provided the only reason to finish the film, if you could manage it. Decked in sinuangga and tapi, Kadazan gear probably never had a hotter, whiter model. She's also the only Indonesian in here without the unnatural, overclear baku that plagues the other performances.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
Like Indonesian reviewer Daniel Irawan, I think this is a technical disaster of love story template that may have served more as diplomatic downtime between the two squabblin nations. And like my colleague Fadli over at Tontonfilem, I too found Olivia Jensen's snow white thighs to be the sole consolatory highlight of this otherwise putrid film.
Bonus material:

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See what I mean. Were they even in the same movie?
No chemistry whatsoever.
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